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Picantéd 

Dying in your speedrun because you looked at chat.
That run was going to wr but then I Picantéd myself.
Picantéd by pacoot February 19, 2020
Picante sauce is hot. This word refers to a person male or female who is hot, good looking or attractive. Extra spicy could mean the person is a perfect 10.
Cute guy/girl walks into the store and I look at my friend and say "Picante."
Friend agrees and says "Mild, Medium, Spicy or Extra Spicy"
Picante by Baezzz October 17, 2019

picante pants 

A friendly, yet derogatory term for one of Hispanic descent. (origin South Park)
We don't want any fucking oranges, picante pants!

picante butt 

When pooping, your butthole feels like it is on fire due to the consumption on spicy foods.
Man, those hot wings gave me picante butt!

Sorry I'm late, I had to sit in the tub because I had a bad case of picante butt!

Dude, that habenero pepper is going to give you picante butt!
picante butt by Wabatucky Reds September 27, 2011

Pianoteer 

A professional piano player of high quality.
That dead guy was a bitchin pianoteer
Pianoteer by mcnelly May 21, 2006

Culo Picante 

A spicy, savoury meal meant to be shared between lovers, often as a gift meant to further their relationship. This can also be an action, but regardless, to provide a culo picante is to make love to your partner’s soul in a life changing way!
After performing last night I brought a fresh batch of the very best culo picante for my girlfriend, she’s never been happier and actually proposed to ME last night! Gee willikers!
Culo Picante by Eggingmyownhouse January 1, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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