by Sillysp00n January 18, 2021
Exp 1 :Why my tea is all over the table?
Physic: It is because the subatomic particle of the tea compound inside the cup had receive an impact which is
higher than the sum of its mass and the frictional force with table surface. This cause the potential energy of the tea inside cup being change to kenetic energy. Without the a stable 3 dimension object to maintain the random movement of the tea molecule, the tea unable to form an even three dimensional shape as it used to be inside the cup......
English: I'm the one who spill it...
Exp 2 :You are taking Physic tomoro? Sorry to hear about that... I will get the coffin..
Physic: It is because the subatomic particle of the tea compound inside the cup had receive an impact which is
higher than the sum of its mass and the frictional force with table surface. This cause the potential energy of the tea inside cup being change to kenetic energy. Without the a stable 3 dimension object to maintain the random movement of the tea molecule, the tea unable to form an even three dimensional shape as it used to be inside the cup......
English: I'm the one who spill it...
Exp 2 :You are taking Physic tomoro? Sorry to hear about that... I will get the coffin..
by Blue... December 02, 2009
Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
by LandOfThePhysic November 10, 2016
The most important thing in the world.
To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?
To anyone who claims that physics is ugly, irrelevent, or that the world would be better off without it, who do you think invented the silicon chip? An arts student?
by intheflesh December 09, 2005
by badusername99 October 30, 2011
'da greatest of 'da sciences, 'yo! dis here discipline lets you look up mother nature's skirt and damn, if it aint all crazy up in there. 'ya feel me bra?
and all you haters gonna tell me that physics is boring, physics sucks...well it just aint so. don't judge physics by your high school physics class where your teacher was probably some old white guy who mumbled at the board. open up your eyes and look around you -- physics gives you the tools to examine the world and understand how things work. we might as well apply that to social structures & change things for the better. physics=power, 'yo. study it.
and all you haters gonna tell me that physics is boring, physics sucks...well it just aint so. don't judge physics by your high school physics class where your teacher was probably some old white guy who mumbled at the board. open up your eyes and look around you -- physics gives you the tools to examine the world and understand how things work. we might as well apply that to social structures & change things for the better. physics=power, 'yo. study it.
by physics playa November 30, 2006
1. Best Science; why? Because
Some one else on here posted a problem saying
A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?
Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.
The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.
Some one else on here posted a problem saying
A guy on a farm hears an explosion 2000m away; he hears it 2.67 seconds after the explosion. What season is it?
Answer - He is on the freaking surface of the sun because the only way he can hear a sound 2.67 seconds after its occurance at a distance of 2000m would be if the sound was travelling through air that was heated to 1122 degrees celcius.
The problem clearly says he heard the sound meaning it has to be going through the medium in which he is located; which is air; unless hes underwater, but it says he is on a farm thus he cannot be underwater. Soooo epic phail, learn more physicks.
I wanted to be cool so I posted a physics problem on UD; too bad im so stupid idk what physics is so any muon can clearly disprove me.
by Caedin May 09, 2008