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New Phone Fingers 

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.
Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?
New Phone Fingers by Adzuki September 10, 2012

fingerfuck phone 

The act of using one or more fingers to slide your phone out of your pocket when sitting down, in a cramped spot or when wearing tight clothing.
Steve-"Move over i cant answer my phone."
Dave- "Dude just fingerfuck it out of your pocket. "
Steve- "What?"
Dave- "Yea just get a finger in there and just fingerfuck phone outta there."
fingerfuck phone by Mo-meezy May 12, 2010

Finger phone 

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.
Finger phone by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Finger Fucking Your Phone 

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"

Phonefingering 

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.
The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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