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New Phone Fingers 

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.
Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?
New Phone Fingers by Adzuki September 10, 2012

fingerfuck phone 

The act of using one or more fingers to slide your phone out of your pocket when sitting down, in a cramped spot or when wearing tight clothing.
Steve-"Move over i cant answer my phone."
Dave- "Dude just fingerfuck it out of your pocket. "
Steve- "What?"
Dave- "Yea just get a finger in there and just fingerfuck phone outta there."
fingerfuck phone by Mo-meezy May 12, 2010

Finger phone 

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.
Finger phone by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019

Finger Fucking Your Phone 

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"

Phonefingering 

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.
The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026