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Phone fingers

When you're typign on yuor phone but your fat figners are too big for the tiny-as-fcuk kyes and yuo misspell evrey secodn word
A: hye mate, whta's up?
B: lol what?
A; sorry, fuckign phone fingers
by PÜNGLICH April 13, 2014
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New Phone Fingers

When someone gets a new phone and their texts are indecipherable for a week due to their inexperience with the keyboard.
Jack: Whay sre u doinh tonuggt?

Jill: New Phone Fingers, Jack?
by Adzuki September 10, 2012
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fingerfuck phone

The act of using one or more fingers to slide your phone out of your pocket when sitting down, in a cramped spot or when wearing tight clothing.
Steve-"Move over i cant answer my phone."
Dave- "Dude just fingerfuck it out of your pocket. "
Steve- "What?"
Dave- "Yea just get a finger in there and just fingerfuck phone outta there."
by Mo-meezy May 12, 2010
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Finger phone

The phone that you make with your pinky and thumb fingers.
Jamal was annoyed at us so he said he was calling his mom but we all knew he was using his finger phone.
by Licensed_Nerd July 15, 2019
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Finger Fucking Your Phone

When a persons fingers are rapidly touching or swiping the surface of a cell phone because they are so consumed with their phone. This also applies to someone not rapidly swiping or texting, but who is obsessed with their phone in an intimate manner.
Ex: "Are we going to have sex, or are you going to spend the rest of the evening finger fucking your phone?"
Ex: "I thought the movie was good, however my date had no thoughts on it as she was finger fucking her phone the whole time"
Ex: "I thought she was going to be a good lover by the way she finger fucked her phone all the time, but as it turns out she likes her phone more than me."
Ex: "You are finger fucking your phone so hard it is going to cum"
by hooknsailor December 6, 2017
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Phonefingering

People who mindlessly text while oblivious to everything happening around them.
The young electrician walked into the gay bar by mistake while Phonefingering.

The idiot almost caused an car accident due to his phonefingering compulsion .
by Angry Stockholder May 21, 2019
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