Pregmatic

Having to prioritise what you do and shit when you realise you're up the duff for the second time in 2 years and DOH! doesn't quite cut it.

A: Now you're preggers again, be pragmatic, you're gonna have to drop shit.
B: Nah mate, imma be pregmatic.

by prettystoned August 21, 2019

pregmatic

A very rare creature, a pregmatic woman is pregnant, however she can plan the birth of her baby and beyond from a practical perspective, rather than the usual hormonal emotional turmoil.

Midwife 1: Did you hear... Dierdre is planning to give birth on the day of her exam finals!

Midwife 2: Well, she's extremely pregmatic, so I dare say it will all go smoothly.

by Kez 4 Prez July 16, 2014

Pregmatic

A woman who is constantly knocked up.

Dude dont get with that chick shes pregmatic. Knocked up pregnant

by Lizzieboardin October 21, 2016

Pneumaticglobophobia

Pneumatic meaning containing or operated by air, globo meaning ballon, and phobia meaning fear. It is referred to as a fear of big balloons, mostly known as inflatable decorations like the ones for Halloween or Christmas. Sometimes these inflatables are seen on people's property for many other holidays or special occasions. It's not clear what causes a person to fear these objects, but what is known is that they cause some sort of discomfort and/or anxiety due to their size, noise (due to the air compressor), or their presence. Not many people have this fear, nor is it that heard of to begin with. Most people have a fear of your regular, plastic balloons, but some others have a fear of inflatables.

"Hey man, you got those decorations?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"Cus i got pneumaticglobophobia man."

by devilishbitch69 April 8, 2020

pregnatize

verb. to impregnate, knock up
past tense: pregnatized

Pookie done pregnatized Shonda.

by CBJM April 14, 2007

pneumatic

In the novel "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley, the word 'pneumatic' was used to describe the sensation of sex with the main female character Lenina. In this context it means well rounded, or bouncy, in reference to her breasts and her body.

Lenina is quite pneumatic.... *pats Lenina's leg*

by tatsa05 September 4, 2005

Progmatic

This is the word that defines what all rock bands should be and sound like. When your band is Progmatic, it means that you are the best. Usually the singer is a tall, handsome type most likely with black or dark hair. Band members must all look good in leather and like getting their picture taken. Progmatic people have honest forthcoming personalities and keep their successes a hidden mystery.

Example 1: "Hey! Did you see that band? They are really Progmatic!"

Example 2: "That singer has a really Progmatic voice."

Example 3: "Elvis has really Progmatic sideburns."

Example 4: "Can I have a shot of Progmatic to drink with my beer?"

by guardianofthecreditcard October 21, 2011