Philosofecal
Philosofecal by kprodigy September 21, 2018
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philosofecies
1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.
2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.
3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.
2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.
3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.
Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".
Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".
Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".
philosofecies by savingandloading September 5, 2011
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Philosofickle
1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
Philosofickle by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015
Philosoficated
Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”
Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”
Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”
Philosoficated by PaulXD October 2, 2021
Philosofellating
"Where did everyone go?"
"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."
Philosofellating by fturd16 March 8, 2018
Utility beer
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Oinking
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026