Philosofecal

Talking a lot of bullshit.

Jimmy is so philosofecal this morning. -Dude Jimmy is always philosofecal.

by kprodigy September 21, 2018

philosofecies

1.Thoughts or ideals that are complete shit.

2. The study of the fundamental nature of shit, reality, and existence.

3. A set of shitty views and theories of a particular philosopher concerning shitty studies or an aspect of shit.

Alex: "To have is to want with will of self and removal of space and time, nothing exists except the presence, space is an illusion, happening is now. dreaming is forever".

Smartguy: "That is just a load of philosofecies".

by savingandloading September 5, 2011

Philosofickle

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias

The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.

by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015

Philosoficated

Describing someone who is experienced in being hot and sexy.

Steve: “Alright Jeff, maybe try going in shirtless, she’ll be into you”

Jeff: “Do you really think you’re that philosoficated?”

by PaulXD October 2, 2021

Philosofellating

Getting carried away talking about philosophy and highjacking a conversation or discussion.

"Where did everyone go?"

"Bro, you scared them all off by philosofellating while we were talking about Quentin Tarantino movies."

by fturd16 March 8, 2018