A gay man that usually lives in the suburbs of Bristol or can be associated with other welsh suburbs. Rents an office and then is rarely there as he is either cruising for gay sex or pretending to be at meetings. Philbos works in fits and spurts because he is constantly distracted by his hunt for cock and hangs around rugby clubs a lot pretending to be a player. Philbos always get found out because they are not clever enough to cover their tracks. A Philbo must always be humoured by work colleagues who often have to pretend that the Philbo is a clever valued member of the team, if not Philbos get very tetchy especially if starved of cock for longer periods.
He is a real Philbo that one, be careful he will be tetchy if he has not had enough penis recently
A sexual act in which the receiving party is bent over a bed or couch, and the penetrator runs from across the room, aiming accurately (fully stiff) at the hole in which penetration is to commence. This takes much practice, but once mastered, can be fully enjoyed. Screaming while running is optional, but adds greatly to the experience.
philbossophy combining the words philosophy and boss. philbossophy is the act of a boss to present, and accept only his ideas as the way of doing things.
"I am so tired of his philbossophy, he never accepts it when he's wrong." or "I tried to present my boss my idea., but it wasn't in line with his philbossophy so he shot it down."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.