philbo

A gay man that usually lives in the suburbs of Bristol or can be associated with other welsh suburbs. Rents an office and then is rarely there as he is either cruising for gay sex or pretending to be at meetings. Philbos works in fits and spurts because he is constantly distracted by his hunt for cock and hangs around rugby clubs a lot pretending to be a player. Philbos always get found out because they are not clever enough to cover their tracks. A Philbo must always be humoured by work colleagues who often have to pretend that the Philbo is a clever valued member of the team, if not Philbos get very tetchy especially if starved of cock for longer periods.

He is a real Philbo that one, be careful he will be tetchy if he has not had enough penis recently

by Diamond geeza January 15, 2015

philbo

Unnecessarily aggressive sex between gay Welsh men

my arse is so sore, I feel like I have been Philbo'd

by Dan Gleeballs 888 November 22, 2015

Philbin

When you needlessly switch your hockey goalie in the middle of the game, regardless of the score and voluntarily hurt your teams chance for success.

“Pips was playing excellent! I can’t believe this idiot coach decided to pull a Philbin, putting him on the bench in the middle of a tie game and throwing in a cold goalie from the bench. Jesus Christ they just scored on the next two shots!”

by Johnny Hockey April 3, 2021

Philmont Mile

A measure of distance anywhere between 5 steps and 5 miles. Given by Rangers at Philmont who have no idea what the actual distance to where you are going, so they completely bullshit their answer when you ask them how far it is to anywhere.

Scout: How far is it from Shaefer's Pass to the Tooth of Time?
Ranger: It's exactly 1.75 miles.
Scout: Since that is 1.75 Philmont miles, its probably about 4 real miles.

by Seven '08 Oscar Four July 23, 2011

Philbin

When you do not allow your players to skate across the blue line with the puck and force them to play dump and chase. Also, no one is allowed to pass to the point even if they are wide open.

The points are wide open and they are not passing to them? They are forced in playing a Philbin.

Jesus, that player just dumped the puck on a breakaway? The coach is forcing them to pull a Philbin!

by Johnny Hockey July 30, 2021

Phildo

A person, especially an extra portly male, who spends most of his day naked with his flesh tool in hand and rolls overfloweth, typing on his keyboard one stubby finger at a time, flipping screens between gay porn and multiple online blogs and pages managed by him.

Last week I walked in on Stilton being a phildo and I don’t think I can ever erase that image from my mind.

by Shorenewsnetwork August 21, 2020

philocaly

Love of beauty

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.

by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018