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Phantoon 

FAN+TOON 'pHa$t0n: To do a big full daily loaf in the porcelain palace.
I just phantooned in my pants!
Phantoon by Beatchef October 15, 2011

phantoon 

poop. a defecation. fecal matter. Originated in the live stream, LucahThon, at approximately 10 pm eastern time on May 28. The word was used to describe the poop after eating a load of Chinese food. Phantoon is now a phenomenon and widely used to replace the word poop.
I dropped a giant phantoon after eating all that Chinese food!
phantoon by gnr3737 October 15, 2011
The captain of the Wrecked Ship in Super Metroid.
I am such a frikking n00b. I can't beat Phantoom!
phantoom by Jose Quervo February 21, 2005

plantoon 

a fried banana that I eat at fogo de chao. not pronounced "plan-tain"
Alyssa, these plantoons r so hood
plantoon by qwerfdsa April 20, 2008

plantoon 

Justin's weird ass word that was made up at 08 Prom at Fago de Chao.
This banana looks like a fried plantoon.
plantoon by Alyssa E April 20, 2008

Phantonym 

Came from the word "Pantomime" (πέοςκόπος), which stands for someone who acts's happy but is such depresion.
"Phantonym" is a YouTuber, the best YouTuber actually, who is just like this.
1: I am phantonym
2: wow want to have sex
1: Yes
Phantonym by Phantonym October 14, 2021
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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