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phantasmagorical 

Originally meaning a random series of events or figures in a fantasy or dream like state.
Used now to define a night out, normally substance fuelled, that leads to lot's of strange, weird, wonderful and damn right crazy things taking place around you as you try, and fail, to make sense of exactly what is going on.
Man, last night was fucked up, as soon as we hit the club and I came up the whole thing became phantasmagorical. What the hell was that swedish dwarf doing on our drive with andrex tissue hanging out of her pussy?
phantasmagorical by J. Man May 20, 2005

Phantasmagorical 

Adj.) Being completely and utterly awesome to the point that if you were any more awesome you would internally combust and take a crap in your pants at the same time
Holy crap! Did you just see that guy explode?! He was way past phantasmagorical!

I think it would be phantasmagorical if a 200 lb. bottle of soda could just come over here and rape me in the glutes.

phantasmagorical dragons 

ehe..ehehehe..pd=phantasmagorical dragons !

whats up ambien

phantasmagorical 

something which is absolutely fan-freakin'-tastic!the only night ever worth remembering in the history of ever,pure greatness.
wow dude,that blink concer on the 31st of august 2010 was PHANTASMAGORICAL!
phantasmagorical by austin aries August 30, 2010

phantasmagorical 

All the creepy, scary words you can think of put together. From Lemony Snickets a Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 3, The Wide Window.
In front of the cave there was a sign saying for sale, and the orphans could not imagine who would want to buy such a phantasmagorical place.
phantasmagorical by Brigid May 3, 2004

phantasmagorical 

1.)Having a fantastic or deceptive appearance, as something in a dream or created by the imagination.

2.)A wet dream
3.)Ugly girls when the lights are off
Bill Clinton "Man That intern can give some serious head"
Obama "man that's some phantasmagorical shit."
Bill Clinton "Why?"
Obama "She sucks at head, believe me I tried"
phantasmagorical by THeGPaN February 10, 2018
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