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pantsplosion 

A pantsplosion occurs when you shit yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. This is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the shit just has nowhere else to go).
Person1: Dude, what the hell? Your back is covered with shit!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!

pornsplosion

n. a huge, sudden influx of porn onto a computer as a result of a computer virus.
As soon as the computer's firewall was disabled by the virus, the desktop was hit by a terrifying pornsplosion of sensuous jpegs.
pornsplosion by Labrynthine November 20, 2010

Phonesplosion 

The moment when your cell phone starts to vibrate for a length of time due to an influx of texts. There are a few reasons this may occur.

1) A long text from one person, which goes over the character limit and is thus sent as a series of texts, all received at around the same time.

2) Many people text you all at once, or in very close proximity, often referring to the same subject

3) Your phone buzzes when you receive an email, and REPLY ALL happens.

Other causes include telemarketers and Lots of people expecting a lot from you at the same time.
"Why is she not texting me back?"
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"That was quite the Phonesplosion"

phosplosion 

The mess that happens in the toilet after eating a hot bowl of Pho.
Hey Adam come take a look at this phosplosion I just dropped in stall 4!
phosplosion by EADINC April 13, 2017