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Matt Pezza
Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
Matt Pezza by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019
Related Words
Pezzza • Pezza • Pezzacorn • pezzano • pezza's pizzaria • PezzaCoin • Pezzangolata • pezza novante • pezzarossi • Pezzata
pezza's pizzaria
pezza's pizzaria is a pizza establishment that is runned by a little jew who has probably know idea what on earth he is doing and why he is doing it.the moron really lacks in the pizza industry and his food sucks ass
pezza's pizzaria by dr.smirnov February 16, 2020
Pezzacorn
A Pezzacorn is a Perrie Edwards stan that is based in the UK only. You may spot one in the wild but they usually travel in flocks! Pezzacorn was first used in 2017 by Twitter user @getawayswift_. Pezzacorn's think they're better than international fans. They're known for stalking Perrie Edwards outside of her house and ignoring the other members of Little Mix. Associated with Jerrie stans.
"That Pezzacorn bought 17 tickets to the Confetti Tour and called international fans "broke children" again!"
Pezzacorn by FuckJesy69 May 17, 2022
pezza novante
pezza novante by Shaolin May 20, 2004
Pezza
Pezza by ale/caponer July 25, 2009
Pezza Trezza the Lezza
Pezza Trezza the Lezza by Danmagnet January 18, 2005
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