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A Peyto is a very athletic food junky who is very short and stubby. She is shy at first but very social and loud once you get know her. Peytos are very stubborn and sassy as hell, but are there for you 1000%. If you catch a Peyto awake you are a very lucky person as it is very rare to see her out if bed on phones. Peytos are very caring and fun and are there for you in your best moments and bring you up in your worst. Don’t let her hight trick you, although she is short she is a fieisy beast don’t mess wit a Peyto or her friendus cause she will f you up. Badly.
Damm she’s so short, must be a Peyto
Peyto by Emar December 1, 2018
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Im paytonsexual
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I like Payton moormeier
paytonsexual by moormeier's wife January 1, 2021

payton moormeier

An amazing boy! He’s very sweet and nice, cares a lot about his fans and family! He’s someone you would like to be friends with and want to meet in person.
Payton Moormeier
payton moormeier by Ausha April 17, 2019

Sean Payton'd 

Definition: When acting like an ass comes back to bite you in the ass in 25 seconds or less.

Background: After scoring the go ahead field goal with 25 seconds left in the Saints-Vikings January 14, 2018 playoff game, Sean Payton turned to the Vikings home crowd and raised his arms up and down in a mock Skol cheer. The Vikings responded by scoring a TD to win the game on the final play of the game.
I just got Sean Payton'd.
Sean Payton'd by GManOfKC January 16, 2018

Payton Moormeier

Payton Moormeier is a very cute boy

payton moormeier

he is the most perfect boy ive know, hes funny, lovable, he likes to hug, and also his hair is so perfect, he loves his family and friends, also hes my boyfriend but he doesnt know yet ;)
payton moormeier is my boyfriend
yes?
yea;)

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.
"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."
peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013