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An extremely gay male. He is said too literally be a penis. He also sucks ass at Roblox or any hentai game in general.
"Woah, that is one huge penis"
"Nah, that's just peytonk"
peytonk by gaytonk April 17, 2020

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.
"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."
peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013

Peyton Manning's Forehead 

My plane just landed on Peyton Manning's forehead

Peyton Lauseng 

He likes to chew on yummy toaster and sniff socks it gives him the tingles he is about 8 foot tall and weighs 47.9 pounds his brain cells = -36 donkey Kong Joe mamas of of 7
Peyton Lauseng is a wast of space
Peyton Lauseng by Smallpp69 January 9, 2020

Peyton Manthing 

Brett Favre: "Wanna see my peyton manthing?"
Peyton Manthing by Fred Norman1 February 18, 2011

peyton (girl) 

A Peyton is most commonly a beautiful, smart, some-what talented girl. Peytons usually love to cry for some weird reason, which is why they love to watch sad movies. She is shy but once you warm up to her she opens up to her crazy weird fun self. Peytons are very sensitive, however she can tell someone off in an instant. If you have a Peyton, cherish her, don't push her away, and think before you speak.
You are so luck you have a peyton (girl)!

I wish I didn't get in a fight with Peyton!