PEWS

Post-Election-Withdrawl-Syndrome:

The feeling of general depletion and emptiness in the few days after a presidential election. Caused by the sudden withdrawal of any campaign coverage, sound bites, or pictures of babies being kissed. May be accompanied by aimless clicking on news websites looking for something to read.

*NOTE: This condition has been observed in people whether their chosen candidate won or not.

Wife, to her Doctor: "I'm worried about my husband. Ever since the 4th, he's just been sitting at home wandering the New York Times and CNN for hours on end."

Doctor: "I wouldn't worry about it. He probably just has an acute case of PEWS. He should be back on his feet by the end of the week."

PEWS by Slunky1 December 15, 2008

PEWS

(Pussy Eating Withdrawal Syndrome)

the state of fiending for eating of a woman's lovely shebiscuit also known as the lady cake or vagina/pussy.

I could tell I was suffering from PEWS when all I could think about was going to town on her lady matter.

Female: "I could tell he had a severe case of PEWS because as soon as he went down on me I had crushed him with my thighs. That's how good it was"

PEWS by Raphael The Fiending Eater January 25, 2011

Pews Sauce 

A Lithuanian liquid with an unknown viscosity, purpose, taste, color or production process. It can be used on or applied to anything for an unknown result. Pews Sauce can be used for any of the following; medical, nutrition, erotica, lubricants, hygiene, power source and aerosols.

After Brandon had topped off his engine with pews sauce, he rubbed the remainder of the bottle into his hair giving it a luscious, full look.

Pews Sauce by Sauce Delinquents April 20, 2019

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews 

An alternative to taking the browns to the superbowl

Dude, I 'm going to be taking the browns to church and filling up the pews.

taking the browns to church and filling up the pews by Booderness June 21, 2017

pewsagl 

to commit all seven deadly sins in a certain period of time (pride, envy, wrath, sloth, avarice, gluttony, and lust).

My weekend was crazy! I was totally pewsaglin'.

pewsagl by englishnine January 3, 2010

pewsi 

1. adj. gay
2. lame
3. kitschy

why are you driving around in your parents pewsi minivan?

pewsi by amy&chase August 20, 2006

Pewsey 

(; pew-see) noun
also known as p-side

1. big village/small town near swindon in THE SHIRE (wiltshire) composed of pubs, churches and hairdressers
a wide range of florists can also be found and chips, kebabs and takeaways can be purchased at any point of time.

2. a small town supporting the uk alcohol industry, black market and crop circle club
oooh argh!!

"Another glorious day in God's country, Pewsey"

Pewsey by farmer-dave May 25, 2011