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a person that makes stupid song and sings them all day
He’s such an annoying pewsing!
Pewsing by AshDONYA May 30, 2019
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Damien Persinger 

Damien is a very handsome man. He’s he sweetest guy you will ever meet, just don’t love on a cat if you’re dating him or he will never let you live it down. He has curly hair and is very caring about you (not really you lol just me) and will be my future husband. (Unless I marry the cat first.)
“Wow, look at Damien persinger. He’s so cute.”

“Damien Persinger has curly hair!”

“Damien Persinger is jealous because of a cat stealing his woman
Damien Persinger by AvaxDamienIrl January 18, 2022

Future persinger 

A person who is gonna marry someone with the last name Persinger.
“There comes Ava, The Future Persinger”

“Ava’s gonna be a future Persinger!”
Future persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022
i"m pensing.
pensing by kinkydink June 10, 2011

Persinger 

My future last name :]
(Love you Damien <3)
“Persinger is my last name

“I’m changing my last name to Persinger!”
Persinger by FuturePersinger February 24, 2022
1. Chilling out with your mates.

2. Relaxing to chilled music.
"Where you at?"
"I'm just pewing with conor on Wernerth Low"

Facebook Update:
just pewing - at Mcdonalds with John
pewing by JRVanstone April 2, 2011
Origin: Springfield, MA (Home of the Basketball Hall of Shame). Meaning
to get all giddy after an event or series of occurrences deemed
favorable happen, and having the attitude that nothing could possible go
wrong, only to find that the worst case scenario has occurred which
causes an instant feeling of depression and self loathing followed
immediately by destructive compulsive behavior done in an attempt to
numb the pain.
Damn Son! The score was 30 zip until you gave it a peasing, now the I lost the
bet.. Where's the mother F'in endo?
Peasing by joemama2332 January 16, 2009
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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