Pevensies

The high kings (Ronnie and Shawn) and Queens (Tate and Emma) of Narnia! Who rule over the land and visit frequently to correct the wrong that has been made by the evil doers. Incest is amongst the family but not all is lost for in Narnia there are no rules of the sort and we therefore can live and peace and harmony!

Peter the Magnificent, Susan the Gentle, Edmund the Just, and Lucy the Valiant!

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Pevensies by One of the Pevensies May 21, 2011

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Edmund Pevensie

The third Pevensie child, betrays his brother Peter and sisters Susan and Lucy, but eventually has a change of heart and gets crowned king along with his siblings.

Person one: Edmund Pevensie is such a brat! He makes friends with the witch...

person two: hey! Don’t be a hater. We all know that he turns out alright and that he plays a pivotal role in the story. Where would they be without him?

Edmund Pevensie by here we go again May 24, 2019

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Susan Pevensie

The second Pevensie child, acts as a mother figure to Lucy, and the force to counteract her older brother Peter’s all or nothing decision making. She wants nothing to do with Narnia for most of their journey, but accepts it just this once and is crowned queen of Narnia at the end.

I wish my little sister would think of me like Lucy thinks of Susan Pevensie. She seems so caring, and Lucy loves her.

Susan Pevensie by here we go again May 24, 2019

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Lucy Pevensie

The youngest of the four Pevensie children. She is innocent and cute, but also smart and very witty. She finds Narnia first, and helps her older brother and sister to find and rescue Edmund, also her brother

Tumnus: and who are you?

Lucy: why, I’m Lucy. Lucy Pevensie.

Lucy Pevensie by here we go again May 24, 2019

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peter pevensie

The eldest of the four Pevensie children. His siblings are Susan, Edmund, and Lucy Pevensie, who all find their way into Narnia. Peter is gifted a sword and becomes an extremely skilled fighter and general, leading an army into battle at least three times. At the end of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, he is crowned High King Peter the Magnificent of Narnia and Emperor of The Lone Islands, along with his siblings who are co-king/queen.

High King Peter Pevensie the Magnificent of Narnia and Emperor of the Lone Islands is my favorite Narnia character.

peter pevensie by Here we’ll go again March 4, 2020

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Peenmiester

Brian Carlson's Manhood.

Brian walked out of the shower & I saw his peenmiester.

Peenmiester by His Room mate. *shudders* March 20, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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