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One crazy, evil, bad-ass individual. Someone with twisted and quick intelligence, who looks down on the world without even bothering to let them know it. One scary, well thought out, elitist mofo....
n the movie "The Omen", Damien Thorne's last name would have been more realistic, had it been "Petzold".
Petzold by Reinhardtz February 5, 2010
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Commonly refered to as the gay kid. A workaholic in his mid-teens who is known to give his money away to others, in hopes that they will become his friends.
That Petzold gave John 50 dollars and took him to a concert so he would become his friend.
Kevein Petzold is gay.
petzold by JV4LIFE September 30, 2003
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A workaholic who carries nothing smaller than a twenty in his wallet.
That petzold has so much money and he just throws it away
petzold by JV4LIFE September 30, 2003

Adam Petzold 

Fun to be arround. Basically in a nut shell is the cats pajamas of Wakin and bakin.
Adam Petzold to do nothing and have fun doing nothing. Can sit in his car for hours on end and not even care.
Adam Petzold by Adam ` February 24, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026