Petris

A game where you try and fit you and all of your pets into one bed.

I tried to go to sleep after a long day of work but I had to play some Petris with my dogs and cats.

Petris by DonnyWon1 November 14, 2015

petris

It's people who play tetris with their penis

we don't hang out with andy, he's one of those petris types

petris by notable phantasm July 21, 2021

petris

to pull a petris - the action to leave conference or a group conversation for a couple of minutes without telling anybody , and then return at a random time .

bob : so guys how about meeting up at 8 ?
bill : it's ok
jhonny : perfect , but i have to be home by 9.
bob : sucks , jhonny can you pick me up on your way ?
jhonny: .....
bob : jhonny ?!?!?
bill : he just pulled a petris on us again !!!
...
( 5 minutes pass )
...
jhonny : you gyus still here ? i had to go do some random thing

petris by petris victim August 31, 2010

Petris

Known as copulation or coitus, commonly refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract.12 The two entities may be of opposite sexes, or they may be hermaphroditic, as is the case with snails. The definition may additionally include penetrative sexual acts between same-sex pairings, such oral intercourse, anal intercourse, and fingering, which are also commonly practiced by heterosexual couples

they together ended up in Petris

Petris by officemail May 22, 2011

petris

It’s people who play tetris with their penis

we don't hang out with andy, he's one of those petris types

petris by notable phantasm July 20, 2021

perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.

Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.

perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Petriarchy 

When a pet rules a family.

pet patriarch patriarchy matriarch matriarchy rules ruler pet rule pet control pets controlling dog cat dog ruler cat ruler king prince princess queen petriarchy

Petriarchy by JohnnnnStrimmmpl January 4, 2014