Peteromantic 

A person who would date their pets because they think pets are better than humans and pets are more loyal and they are more reliable

A peteromantic would only date pets

Peteromantic by Terms for people December 26, 2020

heteromantic 

A romantic attraction to a member of the opposite sex, can include sexual attraction or not.

In the case of asexuals, heteromantic would mean they have romantic feelings towards the opposite sex, but not any sexual desire.

The desire for a romantic relationship with someone of the opposite sex

I am physically attracted to both males and females, but am only really interested in dating males. So I am bisexual but heteromantic.

heteromantic by MALM October 12, 2012

heteromantic homosexual 

Someone who is romantically attracted to the opposite gender, but does not feel any sexual attraction towards them, and who has sexual attraction towards the same gender

Joe: Hey bro, I bet you could fuck her if you wanted!
Josh: Nah, not interested in females. At least not having sex with them.

Joe: Wait, so are you gay?

Josh: No, I feel romantic feelings for girls, But I don't want to have sex with them. But I am willing to have sex with another male.

Joe: So you're heteromantic homosexual.

Josh:Yup!

heteromantic homosexual by Meh3560503p2p February 26, 2017

pedoromantic

The romantic orientation of adults toward children, especially prepubescent ones.
Pedoromantics are not necessarily attracted to children sexually, they just feel like they would be able to form with them the kind of emotional bond one usually only has with a lover.

Until I can find an adult that has the magic, whimsy and delicateness of a child I guess I’m pedoromantic.

pedoromantic by Red Leviathan September 1, 2017

heteromantic bisexuality 

Kiki, heteromantic bisexul is not a real sexuality. stop being homophobic and go fuck yourself.

Kiki: I'm heteromantic bisexual!

Literally anyone: heteromantic bisexuality is acephobic and not a real thing, go touch some grass.

heteromantic bisexuality by The Cheesy Creamers February 27, 2021

Heteromantic 

When two straight men are fond of each other and can hug without getting hard ons.

2 dudes getting married, that doesn’t sound gay... more heteromantic.

Heteromantic by One21jiggawatts January 27, 2019

paperomantics 

people who cling to printed books & newspapers

Those paperomantics are wasting forests.

paperomantics by Gruvz June 16, 2010