Peterboy 

A young boy who’s an extreme troublemaker. Usually white, but not always. Disrespectful to everyone. Probably bikes recklessly on his BMX bike on the sidewalk. Will probably grow up to drink Bud Lights and be addicted to porn. Will probably spend a few nights in jail here and there.

“Are you going to babysit Todd?”
“No, I heard he’s a real Peterboy.”

Peterboy by Bees in my Jewfro! March 11, 2022

peterborough 

has one of the highest chav percentage populations in the country, equally has a large emo community, aka 'the square lot'. rather grim. you cannot step foot there without getting chewing gum on your shoe.

-whoa, look, theres a brawl breaking out in cathedral square between the emos and the chavs, its hilarious! lets watch from the top floor of maccy d's.

-hey, i hope you're not planning on driving through peterborough. let's take a longer route to avoid it, otherwise some chavs could throw stones at the car.

peterborough by fghbjnkm March 6, 2007

Peterborough 

Where all of the chavs live and where all the 12 year old kids think they are hard every where you go there will be a gang or someone part of a gang and if you look at them they will start screaming at you and threaten to ‘bang you out ‘ and gate there mandem on you

Road man : “Oi bruv what you staring at fam I’ll get my mandem on you to bang you out there from Peterborough

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Peterborough by Peo rollard November 21, 2018

Peterborough 

Not to be confused with the Peterborough of the UK, this particular Peterborough is nestled on the banks of the Otonabee River (an Ojibwa word meaning "Shit-stink Carp Water")located in Southern Ontario Canada, the City of Peterborough and is now home to almost 70,000 people.
The present location of Peterborough once was the site of a Huron village, "Awananastufuk" (loosely translated to mean a "place with 7 glacial drumlins, many mosquitoes, as well as a river, which is badly in need of some kind of lock system to facilitate transport and trade, but not worth our while to stay and build it so we'll go somewhere else and who the hell's idea was it to move here any way? He's getting a fucking tomahawk to the head I can tell you that much.")

The site of Peterborough was abandoned until the 1820s, when a ship of Irish immigrants, bound for York, crashed in the rapids of the Otonabee (which, interestingly enough, was not the most direct route for them to have taken to York. Showing the hand of fate in the creation of Peterborough). These immigrants established a community which has continued to flourish ever since. The pioneers named the town after the intrepid navigator, Peter Robinson, who had guided their voyage. Originally called "Place-where-that- butthead-Peter-crashed-the-boat" the name was shortened to "Peter-butthead" and finally to the current "Peterborough."

In the late 19th century, Peterboroughians constructed the largest hydraulic liftlock in the world. More than 14,000 workers were brought in to work on the project. Of these, 13 settled in Peterborough with their families (it should be noted that of the 13, 12 had suffered debilitating injuries that severely limited their mobility or mental capacity. The Thirteenth, Sean "Crazy Drunk" O'Doule, founded a local tavern called the "Pig's Ear.") The liftlock still functions today and has done well at the Canadian Tourism Awards: being the four time recipient of "Most Inexplicable Attraction" award, and having never been defeated in the "Ugliest Landmark" category.

Some Interesting Peterborough Facts,
Males:
* Percentage who still own and wear Poison/G&R/Metallica paraphernalia: 10410 times the national average.
* With an average short long factor of 2.4 (length of hair at the back divided by length of hair on top), Peterborough ranks second in the country (behind Wingham, Ontario, site of the affiliated Wingham Project: Breeding Stupidity) and is approximately 8 times the national average.
* Percentage who think "Cat Scratch Fever" is a good song: 42% (national average 2%.)
* Percentage who, when asked to name a classical piece, answered "Stairway to Heaven": 62%
* "Air Guitar" frequency: at 3.4 imagined riffs per person per day, Peterborough is more than four times it's nearest competition in this category.

Females:
* Per capita purchases of stretch pants: 412 times the national average.
* Percentage who think Sebastian Bach is "hot": 98%*
* Percentage who think he did "well" or "very well" singing the national anthem at the 1996 Memorial cup: 98%*
* Percentage who are attracted to the "short/long": 98%*
(ed. note: approximately 2% of women were unavailable for this poll.)
*Hairspray consumption, per capita: 32 times the national average.

General:
* Donut consumption: 56 times the national average.
* Alcohol Consumption: 12 times the national average (23 times, if we exclude surrounding communities of Peterborough from the national average).

Damn I'm Proud To Live In Peterborough!

Peterborough by SS Wilson November 24, 2006

Peterborough 

Peterborough is a place most well known for it's population owning at least 2 sheds

Have you been to Peterborough?

Yeah thats the place with the sheds right?

Peterborough by Crashplays September 9, 2018

Peterborough 

A smallish town/city in England - 80 miles north of London.

Was once a fairly respecticable town, but now home to chavs -

Peterborough is also home to an extremley large illegal immigrant population that can be found in "little karachi" which is concerntrated on lincoln road

Peterborough has no worthwhile attractions apart from its cathedral and ethnic minority chavs - and ladettes who enjoy shagging ethnic minority chav's in the park

Guy 1: Shall we go to peterborough?
Guy 2: no way dude - that place is full of them chavs and illegals dude

Peterborough by Davesom555 September 6, 2005

Peterborough United 

The greatest football team in the world.
posh

1st Peterborough United
...
Last Cambridge United

Peterborough United by Samus Muscious October 7, 2004