Definitions by Crashplays

Lydia 

Lydia (Person)
pretty, smart, funny girl who deserves everything this world can give her. She is everything this world needs but does not deserve :)
I love you x

Lydia is a person ennit g

Lydia by Crashplays November 26, 2018

Joseph 

Joseph is a fat twat who thinks he's a world class boxer because he benched a pack of 1 minute uncle ben's rice

Hey im proper solid

Mate stop acting like Joseph

Joseph by Crashplays September 9, 2018

Ellis 

An Ellis is someone who like to wear tea towls on their head and is a BIG MEATY MAN.
Ellis' favourite activities consist of Ironing, Un-mixing salt from pepper and Building shelves

Have you seen Ellis?

Yeah He has got is tea towl on his head building some shelves

Ellis by Crashplays September 9, 2018

No 

Something you will want to say to a Kyle

Want to shag?

No

No by Crashplays September 9, 2018

Adam 

A clingy man who has a willy the size of a cocktail sausage and can't speak proper English.
He is a full-time roadman who love to nick things from pound lands and stands outside McDonalds with his scooter trying to impress all the 12 year old girls

Hey have you seen Adam?

Yeah hes Hanging around McDonalds with his Razer scooter trying to impress some kids.

Adam by Crashplays September 9, 2018

Peterborough 

Peterborough is a place most well known for it's population owning at least 2 sheds

Have you been to Peterborough?

Yeah thats the place with the sheds right?

Peterborough by Crashplays September 9, 2018