Peter Teeter 

When pain goes back and forth between your anus and your penis while you are having a bowel movement.

Hi son! How was your dump? I hope you didn't have Peter Teeter again.

Peter Teeter by urbandigital January 19, 2016

Peter Tweeter 

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.

She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!

Peter Tweeter by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011