Pesto Manifesto 

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.

As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.

Pesto Manifesto by nolandc September 20, 2019

manifesto presto 

Manifesto presto is a saying that would be used after you manifest a affirmation or after you manifest something you desire or spoke of or even thought of.

If you create a affirmation board and focus intently, you potentially can Manifesto Presto one of your affirmations

When something you were thinking about just ends up happening

An almost instantaneous Manifest of a intention

manifesto presto by Aeusllc November 17, 2022