Closest person to you 

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

Closest person to you by Created from love February 11, 2019

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England 

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

The cutest person to ever exist 

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

The last person to flip the penny 

The person to deem something of the lowest value is the person who needs to take it.

We made Dustin do the work because he said it was the easiest, and was the last person to flip the penny

The last person to flip the penny by Frabblebag Dumblegourd September 2, 2021

first person to say kbye 

You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.

Alycia u definatly were not the first person to say kbye.

first person to say kbye by yeaishowedyou January 3, 2011

greatest person to live 

the greatest people are always born on october 22. they have a great taste in fashion and send the best reddit links. the greatest person to live also has the greatest friend to live who’s name is usually Makayla.

Do you know who Reagan is?

Well of course, she’s the greatest person to live.

greatest person to live by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019