Closest person to you

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The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

Closest person to you by Created from love February 11, 2019

Words you can keep

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England by AirRon October 26, 2007

The cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist is HOSHI FROM SEVENTEEN

He’s the cutest person to ever exist

The cutest person to ever exist by Nariloveshoshi September 28, 2021

National beat a short person to death day

October 24 is the National beat a short person to death day. On the 24th of october you can legally beat a short person to death with no consequences. No weapons just your bare fists. Everyone under 5'4 (1.60) will be in great danger.

Judge: sir we have multiple witnesses that saw you murder that poor man.
Tall person: its october 24, AKA national beat a short person to death day.
Judge: oh ok lmao

National beat a short person to death day by Meloneater69 October 23, 2020

The last person to flip the penny

The person to deem something of the lowest value is the person who needs to take it.

We made Dustin do the work because he said it was the easiest, and was the last person to flip the penny

The last person to flip the penny by Frabblebag Dumblegourd September 2, 2021

first person to say kbye

You were not the first person to say kbye it was made famous by napolen dynomite so stop saying that you were the first to say it.

Alycia u definatly were not the first person to say kbye.

first person to say kbye by yeaishowedyou January 3, 2011

greatest person to live

the greatest people are always born on october 22. they have a great taste in fashion and send the best reddit links. the greatest person to live also has the greatest friend to live who’s name is usually Makayla.

Do you know who Reagan is?

Well of course, she’s the greatest person to live.

greatest person to live by supercoolfriend October 21, 2019

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026