Perlonged 

People's mispelling and misuse of the word prolonged.

Jason Varitek's perlonged slumped.

Perlonged by smaht212 August 19, 2008

Prolonged Eye Contact 

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

Prolonged Eye Contact by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

Twin pronged attack 

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

Twin pronged attack by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Zero pronged fork 

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

Zero pronged fork by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

perlonked 

As indicated or forced by the related, but unspecified, issue.

We're totally perlonked into this non-swooby solution.

perlonked by Salva-Man April 5, 2004

Prolonged Gamer Head 

A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

"Dude, where are you looking?"

"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"

Prolonged Gamer Head by New FU A11 August 9, 2012

prolonged blink 

sleeping

im not sleeping, im prolonged blinking

prolonged blink by juicebox84 February 22, 2012