Perlonged

People's mispelling and misuse of the word prolonged.

Jason Varitek's perlonged slumped.

by smaht212 August 19, 2008

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

Twin pronged attack

Whan a female is double penetrated by two males.

I'm really sore today, Jenny, I suffered a twin pronged attack last night.

by Hark Marper February 4, 2009

Zero pronged fork

Spoon

I eat cereal with a zero pronged fork.

by ClayCrompton June 9, 2020

perlonked

As indicated or forced by the related, but unspecified, issue.

We're totally perlonked into this non-swooby solution.

by Salva-Man April 5, 2004

Prolonged Gamer Head

A disorder caused when someone who has had their eyes stuck so long on a videogame screen that when they command their player to look in a direction the actually turn their own head and then feel completely ashamed.

"Dude, where are you looking?"

"Sorry, I guess I've gotta a little case of Prolonged Gamer Head!"

by New FU A11 August 9, 2012

prolonged blink

sleeping

im not sleeping, im prolonged blinking

by juicebox84 February 22, 2012