Perks Syndrome 

Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.

I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.

Perks Syndrome by agreensnowman June 9, 2018

Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS) 

To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.

That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS) by chrisssssssssslol August 22, 2014