1 definition by chrisssssssssslol

To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.
That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)
by chrisssssssssslol August 23, 2014
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