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An Intense ass-kicking workout that is done after ingesting the painkiller, Percocet. You are able to run faster,jump higher and dig deeper do to the fact that you are numb to the pains associated with pushing your body out of its comfort zone. You will feel superhuman. You will accomplish greatness. The next day will suck. Everything will hurt.
Craig: I want to do a workout, but i do not think i am physically capable of performing to my best potential tonight, I feel like a vagina.
Danielle: Of course you do, Lets perkout.
Perkout by Sexy Ugly November 20, 2010
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beast, haus, awesome, great at sports, sucks at ping pong, super strong, weird sometimes, conceited
"dude look at that perouty!"
perouty by bobbert1234 June 10, 2008
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a fight between a ninja and a narhwal
Did you see that Peroutka? i could have sworn that narhwal was going to win.
Peroutka by LTHSFanpire October 25, 2009

Perkopter 

This works best outside and if the man has a hook dick. During sexual intercourse, the woman is perpendicular to the man, who is standing up. The man then rotates really fast, using the woman as propeller to lift from the ground.
Man: me so horny
Woman: we're out of pee pee covers. Want to perkopter to the store and pick some up?
Perkopter by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026