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An Intense ass-kicking workout that is done after ingesting the painkiller, Percocet. You are able to run faster,jump higher and dig deeper do to the fact that you are numb to the pains associated with pushing your body out of its comfort zone. You will feel superhuman. You will accomplish greatness. The next day will suck. Everything will hurt.
Craig: I want to do a workout, but i do not think i am physically capable of performing to my best potential tonight, I feel like a vagina.
Danielle: Of course you do, Lets perkout.
Perkout by Sexy Ugly November 20, 2010
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beast, haus, awesome, great at sports, sucks at ping pong, super strong, weird sometimes, conceited
"dude look at that perouty!"
perouty by bobbert1234 June 10, 2008
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a fight between a ninja and a narhwal
Did you see that Peroutka? i could have sworn that narhwal was going to win.
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Perkopter 

This works best outside and if the man has a hook dick. During sexual intercourse, the woman is perpendicular to the man, who is standing up. The man then rotates really fast, using the woman as propeller to lift from the ground.
Man: me so horny
Woman: we're out of pee pee covers. Want to perkopter to the store and pick some up?
Perkopter by BonerJam2069 March 20, 2019
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