Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

Perfect pinch by OttoParts June 9, 2009

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Pinched the perfect loaf

A crap that does not require wiping.

Dude, I just pinched the perfect loaf.

Pinched the perfect loaf by gyrussfanx May 23, 2007

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