Percerate

Extreme pain, particularly about penetration in any context

"This fart percerated my asshole."

"Jamal percerated my boy Yungsmile's ass."

"he threatened to percerate my soul."

"Dom percerated his car through the snow bank."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

Percerate

Extreme pain, particularly about penetration in any context

"This fart percerated my asshole."

"Jamal percerated my boy Yungsmile's ass."

"he threatened to percerate my soul."

"Dom percerated his car through the snow bank."

by Lioskip January 25, 2026

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

perverted gentleman

1. A perverted guy who will go in for the moves, but will ask permission first

2. A perverted but nice and sensitive guy

1. Perverted Gentleman: Can I touch your boob?
Girl: Sure
Perverted Gentleman: Giggity Giggity

2. Girl 1:How can you like him, he's gross!
Girl 2: I know, but he's soooo sweet! He's a perverted gentleman!

by wtf123321ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2009

perpetrate

The act of trying to be something you're not; wether it be a gangster or anything else in life.

Quit trying to perpetrate, Jerry. You're no good on the court!

by Abicab September 16, 2015

perverted sentimentality

A funny way of saying LOVE.

Or an expression of intense desire.

Humanity is wracked with a perverted sentimentality.

by Bud E. June 2, 2018

33 percenter

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007