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Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.
Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

perenium 

This is a just a misspelling of the word "perineum". Dumb!
perenium by Miss Fidditch June 16, 2003

perenium 

on males: the small fold of skin between the scrotum and anus
larz licks perenium
perenium by P3n15 April 9, 2003

Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation 

When a white male takes a black magic marker and writes "PERENIUM" between his legs on his perenium. Staring just below his ballsack and ending the word near his anus. The male then dresses up like Mario from the Nintendo's Mario Bros.

After that, the male will go to a sporting event featuring small to young children, such as PAL soccer or baseball. During a bad call by an umpire or referee, the male gets up and takes off his hat. He then waves his hat in the air and starts screaming "Yo !!!" to get everyone's attention. When a large majority then look at the male, usually consisting of the spectators and the children playing the game, the male drops his red overalls and his underwear and then lifts his leg. He points to his perenium with one hand and lifts his ballsack with the other hand while yelling "Perenium, Perenium, duh duh duh". Just as the onlookers start to show discust, the male the sticks the pointing finger into his rectum, pulls it out, then puts it in his mouth. The male then repeats it several times. After that, the male alternates between both until most likely, someone noticing this event takes matters into their own hands. Usually a parent.
I was bored so I dressed up like Mario and went to a local soccer game at the school and performed a Mario Bros Perenium Double Dip Presentation. After I was badly beaten, I was arrested and I need a lawyer.

perennium 

the bit of skin between the ass and balls
i made her lick my perennium before i came in her eye
perennium by Oscar February 20, 2003

percential

Pertains to value percentage. The quality of assigning a percentage value to one's attribute worth. Originates from Mary J Blige's usage in her song "Your Child."
She's one-hundred percential.
percential by Adam Kramer March 21, 2008