Pepsiman 

A particularly spastic individual who dwells in the slums of Missouri and communicates with members of The Wilberforce School via a shitty dollar store Xbox mic. Arrested after a drug deal wrong, he was soon sentenced to life in prison in Missouri State Penitentiary. Rumor has it he is being transferred to Wilberforce soon. Might be a furry.

Person: ”Hey pepsiman are you a furry”
Pepsiman: “Maybe”

Pepsiman by Aninimity January 26, 2020

PepsiMan 

A man that only drinks cheap ass drinks and cooldrink.

"You're such a PepsiMan Jarred."
"Buy some Vodka for once,and stop being a PepsiMan."

PepsiMan by Chipys November 21, 2018

Pepsiman 

A cultured man who bathes in the superior pop drink, also enjoys mtn dew

random nibba: this water sucks
pepsiman apears
turns water to pepsi
random nibba then turns into a pepsiman himself

Pepsiman by trashman2560 November 6, 2020

Pepsiman 

A Pepsi promotional parody game made for the ps1 in 1999.

Ayo just player the new Pepsiman game

Pepsiman by Fatmanblz October 29, 2022

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN 

A toy manufactured in Japan in 1998 depicting the commercial superhero Pepsiman that is scented like Pepsi

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN is my the last limited edition Pepsiman action figure I need to complete my set.

The FUCT of PEPSIMAN by Your father-in-law, Bob March 29, 2021

Pepsi Man 

A celestial being capable of destroying the entire multiverse by just thinking about it, a being so immensely powerful that it cannot grow weaker despite age. A being so absolutely woke that it cannot even conceptionlise sexuality or genders. A celestial being that can memorize the first 100,000 digits of pi, a being that can commit tax fraud and destroy the economy without them knowing a single fucking thing of it, a being so fast that whenever he has sex he can impregnate 2073 individuals by just 0.79 seconds. A being so attractive that it makes Chad look like the weakest individual on the planet.

In simple words, Pepsi Man is the ultimate being ever known to exist.

Pope: Let us pray now, brothers.. pray that he is watching... pray that our lord Pepsi man is watching... pray that he will give us strength, knowledge, and freedom. Let us pray, my brothers!

Pepsi Man: the fuck they doing over there.

Pepsi Man by BruhReallyMakingMeActUp March 2, 2021

Pepsi Man 

1. A PSX game starring the titular character Pepsi Man.
2. A Japanese male who dresses up in a silver/blue costume with a Pepsi logo on his chest. He rocks a gold chain.

Pepsi Man himself is an advertisement for the stereotypical obese American embodied in human form. His adventures can be best described as an acid trip that marvels even the most dedicated of shroom enthusiasts. His legendary exploits include delivering his pure unsaturated street fluids to millions of children worldwide, infiltrating a rogue Pepsi factory, and snowboarding on city streets whilst being chased by a truck in broad daylight before it was cool!
(The latter example even inspired the iconic ‘City Escape’ from SA2).
In recent years, Pepsi Man has increasingly become an infamous phenomenon in meme culture and continues to be a disappointment in gaming history, leaving such a ridiculous mark on the industry to the point that Pepsi Man is so bad, that it’s deliciously good.

Child 1: Vro I just got a free Pepsi from Pepsi Man. He ran up to me while I was thirsty, unzipped his pants, and wiggled out a fresh can of Pepsi! You want some? It’s pretty warm.
Child 2: ...I’ll stick to Dr Pepper.

Pepsi Man by _XxXPISTACIØNXxX_ May 27, 2018