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THE FUCKING TYPHOON PREDICTED TO KILL US ALL. No, just kidding.

Should be called the epic sequel to Ondoy.

Is at around 205km/h, and should get stronger.

It's a supertyphoon, and supertyphoons can lift houses off of the ground.

We're all dead. Period.

*closes eyes and whispers* I suggest you take cover, unless you want your life to go

*shouts* BOOOOOOM.

That is all. *leaves*

(Oh, this SO goes well with my Ondoy definition. XD --tadaa_ishness)
Guy 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs around in circles*
Guy 2: What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, Pe...
Guy 2: PE WHAT?
Guy 1: Pe, Pe, Pe, OH WE'RE ALL DEAD!
Guy 2: WHAT?
Guy 1: Pepeng. It's a Category 5(strongest) typhoon.
Guy 2: OH FGLMCGRUHSVMUHES! AAAAAAAAAH
Guy 1 and Guy 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Pepeng by tadaa_ishness October 1, 2009
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John: Wow, what a retard.
Arnold: Dude you can't say that
John: Sorry, I mean "pepega."
Pepega by pepega2 March 26, 2019
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(pronounced "peh-peyguh") is a Twitch Emote featuring a distorted image of Pepe the Frog which is used to ironically express that something is stupid and is commonly accompanied by the slang pejorative "retard" and the words "FOR SAN" in reference to the Twitch streamer Forsen. Online, the emote is frequently posted in Twitch chats and the /r/forsen subreddit.
FORSAAAAAN Pepega :mega:
Pepega by Dumpster kid January 10, 2019

Pepegasm 

n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no stimulation given. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. {Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus}
Example: Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.
Pepegasm by George December 20, 2004
That Sam Baiker guy is the most pepege guy I know!
Pepege by notthepepege June 10, 2020

peengate 

noun;
1) similar to Watergate, a scandal involving the bassist from Fall Out Boy, Pete Wentz, and his half naked pictures taken by his Sidekick that were leaked onto the internet; credit goes to the livejournal community ohnotheydidnt for breaking this story
2) can also be used as a group of people: peengaters; sometimes refered to as peensters
3) sometimes regarded to as one of the best things to ever happen in internet history
"I really hope that there's a Peengate with Patrick."

"Did you see those girls? Total Peengaters."
peengate by a peenster April 3, 2006

Der pepende Kubikmeter 

A German word for an extremely overweight person who takes amphetamines.
Hey Jungs schaut mal! Da kommt der pepende Kubikmeter!
Der pepende Kubikmeter by Retado August 23, 2021