Joe: "Can't wait for Valentines day I'm going to send my wife flowers and chocolates anndd a teddy bear, then take her out to nice restaurant"
Sally: "Aww, thats sounds amazing"
Joe: "Yea, you girls are lucky, no one ever sends me flowers"
Sally: "Oh my God Joe you need to stop thinking with your peengina, you sound like a chick"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz