Pensify

To obsessively think about something that you think is extremely deep or important.

I am going to pensify the meaning of life over vodka tonics.

by rentgirl75 November 29, 2011

Penify

To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.

Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”

by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022

persifyer

A wog rat famously known for dashboarding and using lodestar's.

Persifyer Timed Out

by Cannabitized June 7, 2016

Pepsify

Performing an action or thought which dismisses problems such as racism or sexism through a lazy and far too simplistic approach.

Wow, did you see that ad with Kendall Jenner? She really tried to Pepsify the situation with the cops in that protest.

by FranciumSenpai April 12, 2017

Penisifying

The ability of men to take any conversation and make it about their penis, no matter how innocuous the subject matter.

“I love my new haircut! I can’t keep my hands off my head.” “I can’t keep my hands off my head either.” “How did you penisify that?”
“Could you get me the camera stand, for the picture?” “You know they call me tripod at the office.” “Stop penisifying everything!”

by DesSaysNope August 18, 2019