Penisifying 

The ability of men to take any conversation and make it about their penis, no matter how innocuous the subject matter.

“I love my new haircut! I can’t keep my hands off my head.” “I can’t keep my hands off my head either.” “How did you penisify that?”
“Could you get me the camera stand, for the picture?” “You know they call me tripod at the office.” “Stop penisifying everything!”

Penisifying by DesSaysNope August 18, 2019

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penisiblings 

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

penisiblings by Smöl March 6, 2020

Penisfingers 

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

Penisfingers by molomay April 4, 2009