Pennsylvania Turnpike

A long highway the stretches from the West Virginia border to the New Jersey state line. It takes about 5 hours with no stops to cross it. When you first get on, you pass through Washington, Pa. Later on, after the exit for Altoona you go through 4 tunnels and end up in Harrisburg. Here, it is only another 2 hours to the border. After 1 hour more, the rest is Philadelphia suburbs, nothing to see there.

Travis: What are you doing this weekend?
Colton: I'm driving over to New Jersey
Travis: You must be taking the Pennsylvania Turnpike
Colton: I sure am.

by Gackle June 29, 2011

pennsylvania turnpike

america's first superhighway (built in the '40s, it even predates l.a. freeways), it is now one of the crappiest sections of interstate in the us

many people choose to take I-68 through maryland to avoid the potholes on I-70/I-76, the PA turnpike

by RoadDude May 9, 2004

pennsylvania turnpike

The act of two or more short men intertwining the foreskins of their penis. Similar to docking but more specific.

I went to pornhub to watch some incest porn but all the front page had was some midgets doing the Pennsylvania Turnpike.

by Short White Guy February 9, 2018

pensylvania turnpike

A sexual act where in a man picks up a prostitue in a vehicle, then proceeds to insert 4 fingers into her asshole and the thumb into her vagina. While keeping the arm at a 45 degree angle with fingers still inserted into orffices the prostitute then deficates down his arm creating the effect of a vehicle entering an on ramp. Then to finish the act he throws a 20 oz. bottle filled with urine out the window on the berm of the highway.

"Hey baby pull down yor pants and lets do a pensylvania turnpike."

by Meatlover January 13, 2009