Penivag

A chode so small that it looks like a vagina, note an exceptionally large urethra adds to the effect.

Wow! Look at that penivag on Johnathan!

by qwertygui March 20, 2009

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penisvagina

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.

Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok

by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004

perivag

perivag (pronounced: Perry-vaj. From Middle English. Believed to be derived from "peripheral vagina"): a rare phenomenon that can occur when a woman is lying on her back in a bikini and the little triangle covering her crotch loses its elasticity, unveiling the lady's pubic region.

Not only did I see some sideboob at the beach today, but I also caught some perivag!

by beachguy123 June 22, 2010

penisvagina

substitution for any swear words

*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

by wouldnt you like to know May 5, 2005

penisagina

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation

i.e. rub that penisagina!!!

by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007

peniagratoliosis

when your penis gets stuck in the erect position, and coughs blood.

Penis-Viagra-Tuberculosis Combo.

Is that blood?

Yeah, I've got a bad case of peniagratoliosis...

by hibrrry January 16, 2011