Penivag 

A chode so small that it looks like a vagina, note an exceptionally large urethra adds to the effect.

Wow! Look at that penivag on Johnathan!

Penivag by qwertygui March 20, 2009

Penisage 

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

penisvagina 

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.

Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok

penisvagina by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004

perivag 

perivag (pronounced: Perry-vaj. From Middle English. Believed to be derived from "peripheral vagina"): a rare phenomenon that can occur when a woman is lying on her back in a bikini and the little triangle covering her crotch loses its elasticity, unveiling the lady's pubic region.

Not only did I see some sideboob at the beach today, but I also caught some perivag!

perivag by beachguy123 June 22, 2010

penisvagina 

substitution for any swear words

*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

penisvagina by wouldnt you like to know May 5, 2005

penisagina 

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation

i.e. rub that penisagina!!!

penisagina by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007

peniagratoliosis 

when your penis gets stuck in the erect position, and coughs blood.

Penis-Viagra-Tuberculosis Combo.

Is that blood?

Yeah, I've got a bad case of peniagratoliosis...

peniagratoliosis by hibrrry January 16, 2011