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Penispai 

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A pie made of penis. Usually accompanied by Cumsauce.
Person 1: I WANTZ ME SOME PENISPAI
Person 2: OMNOMNOMZ
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Penispanties

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The opposite of asshat. Used as a compliment for people who act cool and not like asshats.
Did you see Jack today? He beat up the guy stole my mentos right out of my mouth, he was such a penispanties
Penispanties by Bidoofism January 24, 2021
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Penispai • penis pain • Penis Painting • penis painting tree goat • penispincher • penisprincess • penispack • Penispalooza • Penisprikkel • penisbaiting

penispilled

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penispilled is when your counter-argument to everything is penis.
Herman: actually black people aren’t the main source of crime and you’re just racist
Josh: penis.
Herman: wow you’re so based and penispilled
penispilled by kageechungles May 8, 2021

Penispaste 

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Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste
Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"
Penispaste by Glby January 16, 2014
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Penispalooza

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1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people
Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.
Penispalooza by Blumkinator December 29, 2007
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Penisprikkel 

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De penisprikkel is an object that sounds a bit weird bit it’s actually a beautifull and perfect object. It is very cheap and beautifull and it’s just de best thing in the world. We all love the penisprikkel and we wil forever.
De penisprikkel!! Daar heb ik nog nooit van gehoord, de penisprikkel. Nou als dat op die penis van jou moet dan...
Penisprikkel by PenisprikkelLover November 2, 2019
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penispack 

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a bag in which you keep your penis.
I keep my dick in my penispack so tat it doesnt get dirty.
penispack by Pabs S. December 31, 2008
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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