Penis tears

A euphemism for male ejaculate

I must have had a good dream, because when I woke up this morning, there were penis tears all over my bed sheets.

Penis tears by JAKIL March 28, 2015

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Penis Tears

When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.

What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?

Penis Tears by blazerchick5 February 19, 2011

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Penis tears

Also know as Semen.

She used to make my eyes cry but now she makes my penis cry too. Penis Tears.

Penis tears by The Glunk January 1, 2012

Penis Tear

The last drop of cum that can be squeezed out of the penis after ejaculating.

Shit I didn't get that last penis tear out.

I got a penis tear in my boxers.

Penis Tear by Free Dan January 24, 2013

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