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Penis skin 

The skin on yo dick
It can also refer to shitpost songs and parodies such as: Penis skin - Kanye east
Joe: damn my Penis skin is too large
Doctor: i have good news and bad news
Joe: tell me the good news first
Doctor: you can name a new penis disease
Penis skin by Exypnos October 11, 2021
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Skinny penis 

A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis
"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."
Skinny penis by YaBoiSkinnyPenis December 29, 2016

Skinny Penis 

The definition of "Skinny Penis" is a with ass dude on the internet saying " It's ya boi, skinny penis." That exact video made me a different person with magical powers. I can now make my penis wipe my own ass. Oh yeah almost forgot, if u watch the video 200 times your white af peepee turns black, and shrinks 40x . Best day of my life when that happened.
Hiesenburg: "Say my name.."
Some random ass person: "It's ya boi, skinny penis."
Skinny Penis by Skinny penis dude February 5, 2017

short skinny penis 

Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
short skinny penis by uniquepenis January 18, 2016

Skinny penis big nippled freak

Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.
The Skinny penis big nippled freak admitted that he was indeed gay🏳️ 🌈👅💦

skinny penis 

skinny penis is a deadly disease that causes men to have a long but floppy penis it never gets hard. women do not like skinny penises.
Maria: Did you see Juan's Penis?
George: No why???
Maria: I think he has a case of a skinny penis.
skinny penis by maria ling ling January 21, 2017

Skinny penis 

A kid that lives in blairsville by the name of Drake Lee Carter
Skinny penis by Thesamanthaslayer October 27, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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