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Penis Size 

the length and/or width of a males reproductive organ (penis). The average for a 19 year old is apporximately 6.2".
My penis size is way bigger than yours!!!
Penis Size by Ryan February 1, 2005

Penis Size 

in tha website utterpants the average penis size iz 10 inches. 8 inches is tha bare minimum u need 2 pleasure a modern day woman. OHH ITS TRUE!
"is it in yet?" "yer baby r u done", "wat i idnt kno we started" "aww dmn dats right im only 7 inches"

PENIS SIZE OH IT FUKN COUNTS
Penis Size by binga boy October 9, 2005

Penis size 

The size of a male genital (and Transwomen if we use the cultural term gender), mainly in tetrapods. Dicks are great just like asshole, one for the gay gang.
Person one: Whats the Penis size?
Person two: You are a women, I dont want to let you know. I want to fuck a man
Penis size by greyideas get edgy December 27, 2020

Penis Size Calculator 

An almost foolproof method to calculate the size of someone's penis without actually taking a ruler and measuring it.

height in inches (i.e. 70 instead of 5'10") divided by the age you started puberty.

blacks and italians can add between 1/2 and 3/4 inch, while asians can subtract between 3/4 and an inch.

so far, its been close, if not exactly on par with everyone tested.
The Penis Size Calculator is 90-100% accurate.

Adjusted Penis Size 

From the SouthPark episode TMI. According to Randy Marsh, you can calculate your Adjusted Penis Size (or TMI) with the following formula:
((L*D)+(W/G))/(A^2)
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
Randy Marsh has a penis that is 4.4 inches in length. Its angle is 32 degrees. It's flaccid girth is 1 inch in diameter. His balls are 7 cm from the base. Randy notes that the drift of his penis is 4 cm to penis right and its dead weight is 4.5 Kg. Therefore, Randy's adjusted penis size is 6.3 inches.

Ego/Penis Size Inverse Proportion Theory 

The theory related to Mark Russell that states "the smaller his penis is, the larger his ego gets."
Mark's penis is 4 inches long when erect, therefore he behaves as if it is double the length and girth.
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