Penis Shark

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Assume the crab walk position(from gym class I know you remember it) fully erect. Make sure the helpless person can see your penis but not you. Hum the jaws theme while making your penis patrol around in their view.

Props to dexpid from reddit for the awesome definition.

Like Helicopter dick, but in a bracket of its own.

Chad: watch this.
Coach: The fuck?...
Chad: (commence jaws theme)
Coach: Arrghhhhhhh PENIS SHARK.

Penis Shark by tonyyayo4492 April 18, 2012

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Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

Penis shark by Jevolve August 21, 2019

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Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

Hammerhead Penis shark by shark penis November 20, 2010

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Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil

So, Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil is a product sold on AliExpress that claims to herbally increase a man’s penis length and width. Claims to have thousands of happy customers.

Perhaps I need to purchase some Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil as a gift for the office Secret Santa party. How fun will that be?!

Big Shark Penis Enlargement Oil by Purplenado March 10, 2023

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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