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penis punch 

When the male punches a female with his penis.
Bobby got wound up, so he penis punch Sandra in the face with his Penis.
penis punch by maamryk January 18, 2011

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.
Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.
Dominican Penis Punch by mendaswish January 10, 2026

penis pinch 

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.
Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!
penis pinch by tox0tes August 3, 2008

Penis Pincher 

One who pinches his penis. This originated from Andrew, who does so daily.
Penis Pincher by Vas Deferens January 31, 2005

penis pincher 

Someone who really pinches your penis, someone who gets on your nerves or someone who annoys the shit out of you.
Jordan Haag is such a penis pincher, he wont stop bugging me about shit.
penis pincher by Niggerfaggot9/11 January 23, 2017

penis pincher 

1.)noun-One who masturbates using only his forefinger and thumb.

2.)noun-A clamp in which is place at the base of the penis in order to cut off ejaculation.
1.) Alan is a very kind person, but nonetheless he is a penis pincher.

2.) I carefully worked on my penis pincher along with a condom to have maximum protection against pregnancy.
penis pincher by kickstop February 1, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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