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Penis fuck 

When you have no better name to call someone
What he fuck are you doing to her you penis fuck
Penis fuck by Merp reapor August 25, 2013

penis fuck 

The men penis fucked. I never wanna talk to them again.
penis fuck by Pimp Daddy June 12, 2004

Alaskan Penis Fuck 

When an Alabama Hot Pocket is crafted, and is then readily inserted into the urethra of another man’s penis.
Dude 1: Yo, I just made an Alabama Hot Pocket with Graham’s shit. It’s so tender.

Dude 2: OMG!!! holy shit dude we should totally try that Alaskan Penis Fuck thing, and shove that shit in my urethra tonight you slutbag.

Niggity Penis Fuck 

God damnit, I lost. NIGGITY PENIS FUCK!
Niggity Penis Fuck by iGuy October 7, 2012

fuck penis 

Arousal of the penis which gets long and hard, that is ready to fuck.
Jerry, I got a fuck penis right now.
fuck penis by kfmri January 13, 2017

penis Mccunt fuck 

it generally means a complete idiot who just asked a completely retarded question or they have no freaking idea what they are talking about
you freakin' penis Mccunt fuck
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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