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Penis erectus

Pass that penis erectus so I can put down these bitches
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
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penis erectus

someone who is such a complete penis that they exceed the parameters of the word.. they are in fact a penis erectus.

note: it can also be used at trivial moments
can you believe that cock was sleeping with 14 other girls?
-- what a penis erectus!

note eg: oh my god that penis erectus just stole my parking spot!
by -shorty- April 3, 2006
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Erectuilas, God of Penis

is the god of penis though with that name you would think. Connection terminated.
I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth.
If you still even remember that name.
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
You are not here to receive a gift.
Nor, have you been called here by the individual you assume.
Although, you have indeed been called.

You have all been called here.
Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber.
Always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach.
But, you will never find them, none of you will.
This is where your story ends.

End communication.
Erectuilas, God of Penis is pretty cool
by TheCoolerLeo June 29, 2024
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