Penis Toad 

It's A Very Small Penis the When inserted in the vagina nether on of them gets pleasure for the intercorse.

Guy: im not feeling anything

Girl : is it in, are we having sex?

Guy: yes!

Girl: You have a penis toad.....

Penis Toad by Je12619 July 12, 2012

toad penis 

When the mushroom head of the penis has warts.

There was no way I was have sex with that toad penis.

toad penis by Badass36 August 15, 2015

penisload 

a penisload is the amount of sour creme that cums out when you squeeze a taco bell burrito

Oh shoot! This taco just spilled a penisload all over my mouth.

penisload by peanut butter bryan October 17, 2013