The ultimate word to explain something amazing, awesome, fucked up, crazy and weird
my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"