my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
me: 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘺 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘨𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘺 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘵
my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!