Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

Penis Nest by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018

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Penisnostalgia

It is a recollection of past sexual encounters from a females perspective; can also refer to thoughts of penises from varying racial and ethnic groups.

Lizzie tells Yessi, " Yessi I am having penisnostalgia". Yessi says, " Which dick are you talking about it?". Lizzie says, " I'm recalling the Chinese cock I fucked 5 years ago, the African dude that I banged 2 years ago, and the Puerto Rican dude that bend me over me last night". Yessi says, " Damn that penisnostalgia".

Penisnostalgia by Yessi February 14, 2014

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Penisness

The multiple of penises

You have so many penisness

Penisness by Elpapi November 2, 2021

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penisester

Someone who will absolutely devour your dick in the blink of an eye

That girl is a real penisester

penisester by Silly willy 32 November 18, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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