Penis Neck

A birth mark that strongly resembles an erect penis found on someone's neck.

Kennedy: Hey... is that a penis on your neck?
Nixon: No, it's just a birthmark.
McKinley: Looks like a classic case of Penis Neck.

by JoNicks May 6, 2009

Penis Neck

An unintelligent and worthless human being.

Kevin Lindsay is a penis neck

by DDDD437 June 17, 2021

Penis ring neck

Neck looks flabby and Round

Penis ring neck -Neck looks Flabby and round

by Guyver93 October 4, 2017

neck penis

A tie.

Check my neck penis, shit's paisley.

by Iedie8 April 14, 2014

Neck Penus

A Neck Penus is a penis usually found on the neck, it has no purpose but to give others the chancce to make fun of you and say "Dude! what the fuck is that on your neck!?"

"I commited suicide because everyone was making fun of me for having a Neck Penus."

by NukkaFresh April 7, 2009

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018